The world is going to rack and to ruin. Israel rapes Lebanon and all we can do is watch it on CNN.

But I’ve found the answer. OH yes. It’s the rubber band ball of peace. It’s every bit as effective for stopping the Israelis blowing little kids to bits as anything your government is doing.

So bask in its glory. It bounces HIGH!

[All rubber bands supplied by Royal Mail]

They are always there for you, but they ignor you completely. Like you’re just part of the scenery.

Little feathery people, fighting, fucking and eating in broad daylight. I swear they can’t see us.

Toddy, the Toddster, the MAN!

We went to Green and Red Mexican Cantina on Bethnal Green Road for Todd’s Birthday. http://www.greenred.co.uk/
The food, cocktails, service and music were fantastic! The best part was the company even though they look like a bunch of special needs clients in this picture. It’s a good one of me and that’s the main thing.

Dina gives Ukari a cuddle. Open your eyes Dina! And Nigel get you hands off my man!

On the last thurday of every month ‘The fix’ present a sketch comedy night at the ‘O’ bar in Soho (London).

We went along last thursday to see our friend Tony weird out the audience with his inyaface Satyr act. This is a very edgey, experimental night. Loads of fun. If you want to see the next Eddy Izzard before s/he gets the act together this is the place to come. A sketch comedy trio called ‘Fat Tongue’ were quite brilliant.